My Old Bottled Farts – $10 (skid alley)

This ad was posted on Craiglist!

Date: 2010-05-10, 8:08PM CDT
Reply to: sale-xxxxxxxx@craigslist.org

“I have some farts that I managed to save into old used water bottles that I would like to sell. They are 10$ a bottle and would make a great gag gift for that office party or an ex girlfriends birthday. I have sorted them out as to offer a variety of products to offer you. I have 3 distinct smells that are as follows: old sulfur fart, garbage smelling fart, and old rotten cabbage fart. This is a great value and could make any situation into a hilarious one. Imagine in the elevator with people you don’t know and you pop the cap off of one of these sweet stink bombs, pure hilarity! Best of all, as long as you properly dispose of the bottle there’s no law you would be violating like a traditional stink bomb. Pick these up ASAP as supplies will run out quickly and I can only produce so many farts a day. First come, first serve. Cash only. Send me an email if you are interested! Hurry!”

This post on Craiglist has been removed, but it got to show how crazy people are willing to buy stuff like this!

The longest jail sentence passed was in the United States – 10,000 years for a triple murder. Dudley Wayne Kyzer was jailed for 10,000 years by a court in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in 1981 for murdering his wife. He was then sentenced to two life terms for murdering his mother-in-law and a college student.

In 1994 Oklahoma rapist Darron Bennalford Anderson received a 2,200-year jail sentence. When he appealed and won a new trial, he was convicted again and resentenced to more than 90 additional centuries behind bars – including 4,000 years each for rape and sodomy, 1,750 years for kidnapping, 1,000 years for burglary and robbery, and 500 years for grand larceny.

In July 1997, the state Court of Criminal Appeals held that the grand larceny charge was double jeopardy on the robbery conviction and thus dismissed it. So the court cut Anderson’s sentence by 500 years, speeding up his release date to the year 12,744! Source